NoirGuard Waterproof Sex Blanket

Specifications

Size: 36" x 26" x 1"
Weight: 3 lbs
Material: 100% polyester velvet layers with TPU membrane
Design: Mini waterproof intimacy blanket
Layers: 3-layer leakproof construction
Protection: Waterproof, stainproof, leakproof
Use: Solo play, couples, beds, sofas, hotels, cars, travel, messy play
Care: Machine washable or hand washable in cold water
Drying: Tumble dry low or air dry
Reusable: Yes
Sex toys: Not included

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Why You’ll Love It

The NoirGuard Mini Intimacy Blanket gives you soft, discreet protection for messy moments without killing the mood.

Its 3-layer leakproof design features a TPU membrane between two velvet polyester layers, helping block liquids while keeping the surface smooth, soft, and comfortable against the body.

Use it on beds, sofas, hotel sheets, car seats, or wherever the night takes you. The 36" x 26" mini size is compact enough for travel, weekend trips, and spontaneous play, while still giving you reliable surface protection.

Made for lubricants, period intimacy, squirt play, toys, and food-inspired fun, this waterproof sex blanket helps keep sheets, mattresses, and furniture protected so you can stay focused on pleasure instead of cleanup.

Reusable, washable, and easy to fold or roll, it’s a smarter alternative to towels, disposable pads, or uncomfortable plastic sheets.

Sleek and discreet, NoirGuard blends into your bedroom setup and stores easily when the fun is over.

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How to Use

Place the blanket over the bed, sofa, car seat, hotel sheet, or surface you want to protect.

Use the soft velvet side against the body for a smooth, comfortable feel.

After use, remove the blanket and clean as needed.

Fold or roll the blanket for discreet storage or travel.

Sex toys are not included.

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Care Instructions

Machine wash or hand wash in cold water.

Tumble dry on low or air dry.

Fold or roll after drying for easy storage.

Reuse after washing.

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Is this sex blanket waterproof?
Yes. It features a 3-layer leakproof design with a TPU membrane that helps block liquids.

What size is the blanket?
The blanket measures 36" x 26" x 1".

Can I use it for travel?
Yes. Its mini size and foldable design make it suitable for hotels, cars, weekend trips, and overnight bags.

Is it reusable?
Yes. The blanket is washable and reusable.

Can it protect a mattress or sofa?
Yes. It can be used as a protective layer on beds, sofas, hotel sheets, car seats, and other surfaces.

What can it be used for?
It can be used for solo play, couples intimacy, lubricants, period intimacy, squirt play, toys, food-inspired fun, and general surface protection.

How do I clean it?
Wash by hand or machine wash in cold water, then tumble dry low or air dry.

Are sex toys included?
No. Sex toys are not included.

Can it be used outside intimate play?
Yes. It can also be used as a pet blanket, sofa cover, camping mat, or baby blanket.